Our Story
We might have met in a boring IT office job, but things got serious somewhere between a muddy Parklife festival and a shared love of dodgy dance music. After a questionable amount of times eating out, and copious amounts of pints at the local pub Wigs Place (Up the Spen), Sam finally made things official in the middle of Amnesia Ibiza dancefloor. Since then, we’ve moved in, adopted Bueno the dog (our true boss), made Ibiza our second home, and got engaged in Rhodes in 2024 — sun, sea, and one very nervous proposal. We’ve figured out how to blend Sheffield and Whitby, football and fake tan stains on the sheets, and a love for travel with the occasional argument over whose turn it is to take out the bins. Next up: marriage. Wish us luck!
Schedule
20.05.27
11:00am - 4:00pm
BOAT TRIP
Time to set sale on the Ocean Vision from Paphos Harbour. A gathering where all wedding guests can meet before the big day.
Paphos Harbour
Paphos, Cyprus
21.05.27
2:00pm - 2:30pm
PARTY BUS FROM PAPHOS
Paphos, Cyprus
3:00pm
WELCOME BEVS
L'chateau
Paphos, Cyprus
3:30pm
GETTING HITCHED
L'chateau
Paphos, Cyprus
4:00pm
CHATS AND COCKY T'S
L'chateau
Paphos, Cyprus
5:00pm
SEATS AND SPEECHES
L'chateau
Paphos, Cyprus
6:00pm
TIME FOR SCRAN
L'chateau
Paphos, Cyprus
8:00pm
GROOVY DISCO BABY
L'chateau
Paphos, Cyprus
11:59pm
BUS TO DA CLURB
L'chateau
Paphos, Cyprus
22.05.27
12:30am
AFTER PARTY
Absolute 168
Coral Bay Ave, Pegeia 8575, Cyprus
6:00pm
THE DAY AFTER PARTY
Kalua - Cocktails & Meze/Tapas Bar
Poseidonos 11 - 15, Geroskipou 8042, Cyprus
Accommodation Information
We will be flying out from Newcastle airport into Paphos airport on Sunday 16th May (14:45) and staying for 10 days. We reccomend flying into Paphos airport rather than Larnaca. Here are some hotel options in the area that we recommend.
Mare Paphos (Our Hotel)Leonardo PlazaAliathon Aegean ApartmentsOlympic Lagoon Ivi MareLouis LedraLouis Paphos BreezeAzia ResortAvanti Village
Wedding Party
Sam
Groom: IT Nerd | Camera man | Die hard Blades fan | Bang average darts player
Char
Bride: Fake tan addict | A-Class twerker | Next big TikTok sensation | Last drinker standing
Dylan
Best Man: Engineer | Huge hypochondriac | Sky Sports Football TV Personality | Average drummer | Even more average dancer
Cory
Best Man: Wannabe Sailor | Loses everything | Best 2-Stepper around | Karaoke chief | Proud "1 <3 Dogs" Tattoo Model
Luke
Grooms Man : Landscaper | Newcastle Races 2024 Best Dressed | Questionable tattoos | Haircuts none existent | Mankini out after 1st drink
Dan
Grooms Man: Brother of the groom | Jager avoider | Travelled the world to "find himself" | Bueno's 2nd Dad
Easty
Grooms Man: IT Nerd #2 | Loves a beer | Geordie turned Londoner | Likes cats | 2nd best COD player of the clan
Jack
Grooms Man: Occupation unknown | Lightweight "IF" drinking | Jazz enthusiast | Grade 1 Keyboard | 3rd best COD player of the clan
Rosie
Maid Of Honour: Massive c*nt | Only drinks Guinness | Only person in the world paler than Grace | World’s worst influence
Alice
Maid Of Honour: Self-confessed Granny | Would rather knit than go out | Owns the whole of ASOS | Has taken a picture of every coffee she’s ever drank
Grace
Bridesmaid : The most un identical twin | Norris’ mum | Burns just by looking at the sun | Could have been the next Wayne Rooney
Emily
Bridesmaid: Owns enough books to be open a library | Will be in bed at 9pm | Would rather be watching F1 | Only sibling who can catch a tan
Becca
Bridesmaid: Part Aussie | Ate Weetabix for tea for 3 years | Can’t hack a bottomless brunch | TSG trauma bonded
Kitty
Bridesmaid: Soho house VIP | 80% picante | 10 HT massive | Can play a mean tune on the violin
Fran
Bridesmaid : Our southern prinny | One third worldie | 80% iced coffee | Loves a bouncer
Evie
Bridesmaid : Humphrey's mommy | One third worldie | Rustlers burger hater | Lib Quay queens
Cassie
Bridesmaid: Cry’s when’s alcohol is consumed | Can do the splits | “She’s a Mommy” | Cleanest house in West Gateshead
Shan
Bridesmaid: Will find a matcha almost anywhere | Pink Pilates princess | Matcha queen | Celebrates her birthday all year long
Share your photos with us
We would love to create a beautiful collage of memories at our wedding, and we invite you to be a part of it! Feel free to capture special moments at the wedding itself and share them with us – whether it's during the event or in the days that follow. Your snapshots will add even more joy to our celebration. Let's make our wedding day a collection of love and shared memories!
Location
L'Chateau Wedding Venue Paphos | Navarinou | Street 8577 | Cyprus